Sick Of Pooh

My nephew, I won't say names, has decided that he wants to be a dog. Makes sense right? He lives with me and I myself own three adorable dogs, what child wouldn't want to be one! Now wanting to eat like a dog, be pet like a dog, play ball like a dog is all fine. This little boy does none of those things, all he wants to do is pooh like a dog. Yeah, yeah pretty funny until I am giving all my dogs baths because they liked the smell and decided to roll around in it. Alright once is a little funny and seriously disgusting, but oh no it happened twice! Of course I try to talk to him about it but oh man, it is way to hard to get mad at this child when he is so good at coming up with excuses. I asked "Did you pooh outside?" in response, "No, uhh... Mommy pooped outside!" Well either way Mommy's pooh, little boy pooh, doggy pooh, I am done with pooh!